Friday, February 27, 2009

Palm Reading

HEART LINE
Placement: Upper Palm
The heart line runs horizontally across the upper part of your palm.



HEART LINE
Basic Heart Line Meanings:
· Long Line: Idealistic, Dependent on partner
· Short Line: Self-centered
· Deep Line: Stressful
· Faint Line: Sensitive Nature, Weak Heart
· Straight Line: Intense Feelings
· Curved Line: Intellectual Bent
· Broken Line: Troubled relationships
· Chained Line: Intertwined relationships, Karmic relationships
· Forked Line: Heartbreak, Divorce
· Absent Line: Ruthlessness, Logic rules the heart

HEAD LINE

Placement: Middle of the Palm
The head line represents intellect and reasoning.



HEAD LINE

Basic Head Line Meanings:
· Long Line: Ambitious
· Short Line: Intelligent, Intuitive
· Deep Line: Excellent Memory
· Faint Line: Poor Memory
· Straight Line: Materialistic
· Broken Line: Disappointment
· Chained Line: Mental Confusion
· Forked Line: Career Change
· Double Line: Talented, Inspired by a Muse
· Absent Line: Laziness, Mental Imbalance

LIFE LINE

Placement: Mid to Lower Palm
The life line begins somewhere between your thumb and index finger and runs downward toward wrist. Life line is generally curved.


BASIC LIFE LINE Meanings:
· Long Line: Good Health, Vitality
· Short Line: It is a myth that a short life line means a short life. If the life line is short, look closer to other signs (broken, deep, faint, etc.)
· Deep Line: Smooth Life
· Faint Line: Low energy
· Broken Line: Struggles, Losses
· Chained Line: Multiple Walks (meaning that your life path is multifold)
· Forked Line: Various meanings depending on fork placement on the hand. Generally forks indicate diversion or life change. Although they can also mean scattered or split energies.
· Double Line: Partner with Soul Mate, or there is someone near (friend or family member) that serves as a guardian or caretaker.
· Absent Line: Anxious, Nervous

FATE LINE

Also called "Destiny"
Placement: Center of Palm, vertical or slanted line divides the palm in half



FATE LINE

Basic Meaning of Fate Line
· Absent Line: Preplanned Life
· Deep Line: Inheritance
· Faint Line: Failures, Disappointments
· Forked Line: Conflict or Dual Destiny
· Jagged Line: Struggle, Indecisiveness
· Broken Line: Trauma, Difficult Circumstance
· Chained Line: Highs and Lows

FAME LINE

Success, Wealth, Talent
Placement: Parallels Fate Line



FAME LINE

Fame line gives light to the a person's fate or destiny, indicating brilliance or artistic ability enhances life purpose. Note: This line is not always present.

LOVE LINES

Also called "Marriage Lines"
Love lines are short horizontal lines found on the side of the hand underneath the pinky.



LOVE LINES

Love lines indicate the number of significant relationships there are in a lifetime. Sometimes it is easier to see these lines if you bend your pinky slightly toward your palm to see the line creases.

CHILDREN LINES

Placement: Vertical lines between pinky fingers
Children lines commonly root out of marriage lines (Love Lines) indicating births that are a result of corresponding relationships.



CHILDREN LINES

INTUITION LINE

Placement: Parallel to Life Line (either side)
Intuition lines generally shadow the life line because intuition indicates keen insight into one's life.



INTUITION LINE

Basic Intuition Line Meaning:
The more prominent this line appears (deeper, longer) the stronger the indication that psychic ability is a dominant characteristic for the person. Intuition lines are not the easiest to detect, and may be absent entirely.

HEALTH LINE

Placement: Vertical line begins below ring finger
An absent health line usually indicates that health is not an issue. Degree of sickness is indicated by the strength or weakness of this line.



HEALTH LINE

Bracelets

Also called "Rascettes"
Placement: Bracelets are the lines at the bend of your inner wrist.



It is most common to have two or three bracelets. Although, some people have only one bracelet, and having four or more is possible. More bracelets indicate a longer life, broken bracelets indicate ill health or lowering of chi energies (It's the basic circulating energy of life).

TRAVEL LINES

Placement: Mid to Lower Palm Underneath Pinky Finger
Travel lines indicate travel, but can also merely indicate a desire to travel.



TRAVEL LINES

Girdle of Venus

Placement: Semi-circle between index and pinky fingers
The shape of the Girdle of Venus is similar to a crescent moon hanging over the heart line. This palm line configuration intensifies the emotions.


Girdle of Venus appears on the hands of individuals who tend to be ultra-sensitive. Symbolically it can indicate a need for shielding or creating emotional boundaries.

Friendship Quotes










Thursday, February 26, 2009

Rules in Any Office

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.

2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.

8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it...

12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

13.. Following the rules will not get the job done.

14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" .

16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing..

18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.

19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.

20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

Hungry Bear

Chilling game of hide and seek with a hungry polar bear. There are few things more enjoyable on a freezing day than a vigorous game of tag followed by a hearty meal.
Unless you're supposed to be the main course, that is.
These pictures show how close one man came to being a polar bear's dinner

Mmmm, looks like dinner time: The bear stands on its haunches and peers over the car roof at his prey,a surveyor returning to his vehicle in the Alaskan town of Barrow


The target, a surveyor, was returning to his car in the remote town of Barrow, Alaska, when he saw the great white beast. With no time to unlock the door of his vehicle and climb inside, he tried to duck out of sight

He's coming to get you: The hungry bear makes his move

Yikes: The bear lumbers around the car as the man sprints for his life
But the hungry bear was not giving up, and a terrifying chase began.
First, the beast stood up on its furry haunches and eyed its prey.
Then it loped around the car, and even climbed over the bonnet to try to reach him




After a few laps of the car the bear almost caught up, managing to land a few heavy swipes on his prey. The man eventually managed to take refuge in a neighbouring truck which was unlocked. His back and head were covered in more than 100 deep scratches where the massive claws had managed to rip through his thick winter clothes and padded coat. Barrow is the northernmost town of the United States, 340 miles north of the Arctic Circle. Polar bears are frequently spotted around the area. They are the world's largest land predator, and are the only animals that actively hunt humans.Adult bears grow up to 10ft tall and can weigh 95 stone.
They are predominantly carnivores, eating seals, fish, reindeer, seabirds and even whales and baby walruses.Environmentalists have warned that there could be as few as 22,000 left in the wild, and that they face extinction because the ice they live on is melting. The wildlife group Polar Bears International says only one person has been killed by a polar bear in the U.S. in the past 30 years. In Canada eight have been killed and in Russia, 19.A spokesman said: 'In all instances in which a human was killed by a polar bear, the animal in question was undernourished or had been provoked.' Wildlife groups have warned that increasing numbers of the giant bears have been spotted near towns and villages because they are trying to scavenge food.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Tibet Dogs

Look like lions!






Timeless Virtues Of Enlighting Living




1. MASTER YOUR MIND

** The secret of happines is Simple,find out what you truly love to do and then direct all of your energy towards doing it once you do this , abundance flows into your desire are filled with Ease and Grace.**


2.FOLLOW UR PURPOSE

**Never forget the importance of living with unbridled exhilaration. Never neglect to see the Exquiste in all living things. Today,and this very moment is a gift. stay focused on your purpose.The Universe will take care of Everything Else.**


3.PRACTICE KAIZEN

** The universe favors the brave when u resolve to lift Your life to its highest level, the strength of your soul will guide you to a magical place with magnificent treasures.** *



4.LIVE WITH DISCIPLINE

**Wage war against the weaker thoughts that have crept into the palace of your mind they will see that they are unwanted and leave like unwelcome Visitors.**



5. RESPECT YOUR TIME

** Time slips throughour bands like grain of sand never to return again.Those who used time wisely from an early age ae rewarded with rich productive and satisfying lives.***


6. SELFLESSLY SERVE OTHERS

** The most noble things you can do is to give to others. Start Focusing on your higher purpose.



7. EMBRACE THE PRESENT

**We are all here for some special reason. Stop Being a prisoner of Your part. Become the Architect of your Future.**

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The top 10 languages spoken in the world

10. French -- Number of speakers: 129 million
Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!).
To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR).

9. Malay—Indonesian Number of speakers: 159 million
Malay-Indonesian is spoken - surprise - in Malaysia and Indonesia. Actually, we kinda fudged the numbers on this one because there are many dialects of Malay, the most popular of which is Indonesian. But they're all pretty much based on the same root language, which makes it the ninth most-spoken in the world.Indonesia is a fascinating place; a nation made up of over 13,000 islands it is the sixth most populated country in the world. Malaysia borders on two of the larger parts of Indonesia (including the island of Borneo), and is mostly known for its capital city of Kuala Lumpur.
To say "hello" in Indonesian, say "Selamat pagi" (se-LA-maht PA-gee).

8. Portuguese -- Number of speakers: 191 million
Think of Portuguese as the little language that could. In the 12th Century, Portugal won its independence from Spain and expanded all over the world with the help of its famous explorers like Vasco da Gama and Prince Henry the Navigator. (Good thing Henry became a navigator . . . could you imagine if a guy named "Prince Henry the Navigator" became a florist?) Because Portugal got in so early on the exploring game, the language established itself all over the world, especially in Brazil (where it's the national language), Macau, Angola, Venezuela, and Mozambique.
To say "hello" in Portuguese, say "Bom dia" (bohn DEE-ah).

7. Bengali -- Number of speakers: 211 million
In Bangladesh, a country of 120+ million people, just about everybody speaks Bengali. And because Bangladesh is virtually surrounded by India (where the population is growing so fast, just breathing the air can get you pregnant), the number of Bengali speakers in the world is much higher than most people would expect.
To say "hello" in Bengali, say "Ei Je" (EYE-jay).

6. Arabic -- Number of speakers: 246 million
Arabic, one of the world's oldest languages, is spoken in the Middle East, with speakers found in countries such as Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iraq, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, and Egypt. Furthermore, because Arabic is the language of the Koran, millions of Moslems in other countries speak Arabic as well. So many people have a working knowledge of Arabic, in fact, that in 1974 it was made the sixth official language of the United Nations.
To say "hello" in Arabic, say "Al salaam a'alaykum" (Ahl sah-LAHM ah ah-LAY-koom) .

5. Russian -- Number of speakers: 277 million
Mikhail Gorbachev, Boris Yeltsin, and Yakov Smirnoff are among the millions of Russian speakers out there. Sure, we used to think of them as our Commie enemies. Now we think of them as our Commie friends. One of the six languages in the UN, Russian is spoken not only in the Mother Country, but also in Belarus, Kazakhstan, and the U.S. (to name just a few places).
To say "hello" in Russian, say "Zdravstvuite" (ZDRAST-vet- yah).

4. Spanish -- Number of speakers: 392 million
Aside from all of those kids who take it in high school, Spanish is spoken in just about every South American and Central American country, not to mention Spain, Cuba, and the U.S. There is a particular interest in Spanish in the U.S., as many English words are borrowed from the language, including: tornado, bonanza, patio, quesadilla, enchilada, and taco grande supreme.
To say "hello" in Spanish, say "Hola" (OH-la).

3. Hindustani -- Number of speakers: 497 million
Hindustani is the primary language of India's crowded population, and it encompasses a huge number of dialects (of which the most commonly spoken is Hindi). While many predict that the population of India will soon surpass that of China, the prominence of English in India prevents Hindustani from surpassing the most popular language in the world. If you're interested in learning a little Hindi, there's a very easy way: rent an Indian movie. The film industry in India is the most prolific in the world, making thousands of action/romance/ musicals every year.
To say "hello" in Hindustani, say "Namaste" (Nah-MAH-stay) .

2. English -- Number of speakers: 508 million
While English doesn't have the most speakers, it is the official language of more countries than any other language. Its speakers hail from all around the world, including the U.S., Australia, England, Zimbabwe, the Caribbean, Hong Kong, South Africa, and Canada. We'd tell you more about English, but you probably feel pretty comfortable with the language already. Let's just move on to the most popular language in the world.
To say "hello" in English, say "What's up, freak?" (watz-UP-freek) .

1. Mandarin -- Number of speakers: 1 billion+
Surprise, surprise, the most widely spoken language on the planet is based in the most populated country on the planet, China. Beating second-place English by a 2 to 1 ratio, but don't let that lull you into thinking that Mandarin is easy to learn. Speaking Mandarin can be really tough, because each word can be pronounced in four ways (or "tones"), and a beginner will invariably have trouble distinguishing one tone from another. But if over a billion people could do it, so could you. Try saying hello!
To say "hello" in Mandarin, say "Ni hao" (Nee HaOW). ("Hao" is pronounced as one syllable, but the tone requires that you let your voice drop midway, and then raise it again at the end.)

Monday, February 23, 2009

When You Love Someone


When you love someone so deep inside,
It seems like it's so easy to hide.
You've loved her for so very long,
You would think she could do no wrong.

Every day you would hope and pray,
That she would always stay this way.
She treated you like you should be treated,
You thought your life was finally completed.

You thought your love was growing true,
And then one day it was all so blue.
She started putting you down and it hurt,
You thought all you were to her was dirt.

She started ignoring you and you wondered why,
All you wanted to do was curl up and die.
You thought your relationship would never end,
But that was all so fake and pretend.
One day She was so sweet to you,
You thought all those things were maybe untrue,
Two days later she was back the same,
You thought you were the one to blame.

She thought the relationship was getting too serious
And that you had become a little too curious.
By this time you knew it wouldn't last,
All the nice things She said were in the past.

You thought that you would marry her some day,
But this time God wanted to get her way.
You wanted things back how they were before,
But you knew this couldn't happen anymore.

It was a Wednesday morning about 3 o'clock,
You heard the news and it wasn't a shock.
You knew this was going to happen soon,
As you laid there and cried in the pale lit moon.



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Dog Video - Dalmatian Cycling

This is n Japan.Its really unbelievable to see a dog cycling. The owner really put so much effort to train his doggy.Wonder if i could train my doggy the same..ha...

The Little Boy


A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet ," says the little boy.


His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won't be getting any breakfast.


Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks one. He goes to feed the cows, and kicks a cow as well. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.


He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal? " he asks.


"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."


Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.


The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, " Are you going to tell him, or shall I?"

Husband to Wife Poem


I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then

I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.



******

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



******

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.



******

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?



******

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Secret of life


The secret of life is to make the best
of whatever comes along,
Make every day fresh and new,
Go in search of knowledge and experience.

Let your questions and
your answers reconcile.
Do your best to remember
that the best kind of learning curve
is an educated smile.

Share your magic with the people
who share your memories.
Let your feelings run deep.

Be in touch with the people
who live in your heart.
Be a caring person who plays for keeps.

To really know what success means, earn it.
Don't rely on some elevator to get you there.
The higher the floor you want to reach,
the more important it is to take the stairs.

The easiest lessons to remember
are the ones you learn the hard way!

Appreciate the little things that make each day
unique and special.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Some Funnies

~Police Story~
Lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building.
Dispatcher: OK, we'll be right over, lady.
(Five minutes later at her apartment.)
Officer: Which way, lady?
Lady: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself.
Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man.
Lady: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.


~Secrets for a Happy Life in Men!~
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
4. It is important that these three women never meet

~A Marine~
A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had
slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up
with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did
what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and
collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then
mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his
girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and
send the rest back."

Now..this is a real Marine

~Techno Geek~
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulation, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works.If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex too!"

"Holy shit! You're kidding right?"

No, she's something huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"

So, his friend takes her into the rest room and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaaaaa!Heeeeelp" Oooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeaaaaarggghhhh!"

The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"