Thursday, February 12, 2009

Tongue Twister

A "What ails Alex?" asks Alice.
A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
A big black bug bit a big black bear and the big black bear bled blood
A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
A bloke's back bike brake block broke.
A bloke's bike back brake block broke.
A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump
A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.
A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.
A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
A real rare whale.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not.
Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!
Alice asks for axes.
An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
Are our oars oak?
Argyle Gargoyle
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
As the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.
If I assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me? BA big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.
Bad black bran bread.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread.
Betty better butter Brad's bread.
Big Ben blew big blue bubbles.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
Black background, brown background.
Black Bugs Bleed Black Blood
Black bug's blood
Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
Blue bugs blood.
Brad's big black bath brush broke.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- Balancing them badly.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
The fuzzy bee buzzed the buzzy busy beehive. CA cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook's cap cooks cupcakes.
Ape Cakes, Grape Cakes.
Catch a can canner canning a can as he does the cancan, and you've caught a can-canning can-canning can canner!
Cheap sheep soup.
Chocolate chip cookies in a copper coffee cup.
Cinnamon aluminum linoleum.
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
Crisp crust crackles.
Cuthbert's cufflinks.
How much can can a cannibal nibble, if a cannibal can nibble can?
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks. DA dozen dim ding-dongs.
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
Does this shop sport short socks with spots?
Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.
Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
How much dew would a dew drop drop, if a dew drop did drop dew? EEach Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
Ed had edited it.
Eddie edited it.
Eleven benevolent elephants
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
Ere her ear hears her err, here ears err here.
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively. FFat frogs flying past fast.
Five fat friars frying flat fish.
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
Flee from fog to fight flu fast!
Flies fly but a fly flies.
Four furious friends fought for the phone.
Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
Freshly fried fresh flesh.
Freshly-fried flying fish.
Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.
Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.
A fat-free fruit float.
False Frank fled Flo Friday.
Few free fruit flies fly from flames.
Four free-flow pipes flow freely.
Fran feeds fish fresh fish food.
Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets.
I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck your fig's 'til the fig plucker comes.
The fickle finger of fate flips fat frogs flat.
Try fat flat flounders. GCows graze in droves on grass that grows on grooves in groves.
Gale's great glass globe glows green.
Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.
Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.
Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Good blood, bad blood.
Great gray goats
Greek grapes.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
Gus goes by Blue Goose bus. HHassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
He threw three balls.
He threw three free throws.
Hiccup teacup!
Higgledy-Piggedly!
Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.
How many moose might a mini-mouse move if a mini-mouse might move moose?
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?
How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
The hare's ear heard ere the hare heeded. ICan you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.
I eat eel while you peel eel
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
I see Isis's icy eyes.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
I slit the sheet and the sheet slit me the slit in the sheet was slit by me
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
I was born on a pirate ship - Hold your tongue while saying it.
I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I don't know why.
I wish you were a fish in my dish
I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't!
If a bare berry could carry berries?
If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought to be taught 'er?
If colored caterpillars could change their colors constantly could they keep their colored coat colored properly?
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
Ike ships ice chips in ice chips ships.
I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.
Inchworms itching.
Irish wristwatch
Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?
JJack the jailbird jacked a jeep.
Judicial system.
June sheep sleep soundly. KA knapsack strap.
Keenly cleaning copper kettles.
Kinky kite kits.
Kiss her quick, kiss her quicker, kiss her quickest!
Come kick six sticks quick.
Kanta is a masai girl, she can tie a tie and untie a tie, if kanta can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie?
Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.
Knapsack strap.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes. LLarry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.
Larry sent the latter a letter later.
Lesser leather never weathered lesser wetter weather.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.
Lisa laughed listlessly.
Listen to the local yokel yodel.
Literally literary.
Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.
Lonely lowland llamas are ladylike.
Lovely lemon liniment.
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
Red leather! Yellow leather!
Yellow lorry, blue lorry. MA missing mixture measure.
Mallory's hourly salary.
Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.
Miss Smith lisps as she talks and lists as she walks.
Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
Mix, Miss Mix!
Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.
Moose noshing much mush.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".
Mrs Hunt had a country cut front in the front of her country cut petticoat.
Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.
Much mashed mushrooms.
Mummies make money.
Why may we melee, when we may waylay? NNick knits Nixon's knickers.
Nine nice night nymphs.
Nine nimble noblemen nibbled nuts
Norse myths.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.
National Sheepshire Sheep Association
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.

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