Friday, May 15, 2009

I Wanna Watch

Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he
noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked.
"Nope," Jimmy replied.
"Well did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked.
"Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?"
"No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the
other night when they 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his
watch to get rid of me.
Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and
extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get
one for himself. That night he waited outside his parents'
room until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.
Johnny swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the
bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and asked
him angrily; "What do you want now?"
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in
the corner and keep quiet, then."

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