Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Two women Night Out

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, but had been
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly
drunk and walking home they needed to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do
their business behind a head stone or something. One of them had
nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use
them, then throw them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather
expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky
enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves
and proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then made off for home.
The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home
last night without her panties"

"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck
between the cheeks of her ass that said 'From all of us at the Fire
Station. We'll never forget you'."

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