Friday, May 8, 2009

Waiter and Spoon

A man and his family walk into a restaurant and the father notices that all the waiters have a spoon in their pocket. So when the waiter comes over to take their order, the father asked: “what’s with the spoons in their front pockets,” and the waiter replied: its a proven fact that the spoon is the piece of silverware that is dropped most offend, and that they will save 15 hours a week instead of always having to walk back and forth into the kitchen. The father is sitting there eating his soup; suddenly he drops the spoon, the waiter saw it and says "no sweat I'm on my way to the kitchen right now" and gives him the spoon.
The very observant father notices that all the male waiters have a string hanging out of their zipper, so when the waiter comes to give him the bill the father whispered "I noticed that all the waiters have a string hanging out of the zipper." the waiter says "I know, we save 7 hrs a week per person by not having to wash our hands, all we do is pull the string" the father asked "how do you get it back in?" the waiter responded with a whisper "I don't know about anyone else but personally I use the spoon"

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