Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Pretend

Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it

was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was

concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the

lake he said to his wife, "Please take the wheel, dear. Pretend that I am

having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore." So she

drove the boat to shore.


Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband

was watching television. She sat down next to him, switched the TV

channel, and said to him, "Please go into the kitchen, dear. Pretend I'm having a

heart attack. You must set the table, cook the dinner, and wash the

dishes."

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