Tuesday, August 25, 2009

A very attractive woman goes up to the cash register

A very attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant.

She gestures to a man behind the counter, who, after viewing her
assets, comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his
face closer to hers.

When he does so, she begins to gently caress his cheek, which slowly
turns red.

"Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both
hands.

"Actually, no," he replies. I'm the manager."

"Can you get the owner for me? I need to speak to him," she says,
running her hands up beyond his ears and through his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the manager. "He is not in today. Is
there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues
huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing
him to suck them gently.

"Tell him," she says, "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in
the ladies room.

lol!poor guy.

No comments: