Monday, November 30, 2009

Driving Through Texas

Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state

The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the
driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head
with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?

The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over,
you'll have your license ready."

Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean.

He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger
side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and
the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.

The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."

The passenger says, "Huh?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna
say, 'I wish that sucker would've tried that stuff with me!'"

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