Monday, December 7, 2009

Ears?

Joe leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his
name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady
came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
Joe smiled at the young woman and she started a
conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open,
and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. Poor Joe
broke out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and
said, "Let's go to my apartment,
I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door
and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off
completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you
say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, Joe finally squeaked, "It's
got to be your ears!"

Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at
these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work
out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my
skin no blemishes anywhere! How can you feel the best
part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, Joe stammered, "Outside, when you
said you heard someone coming...That was me."

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