Tuesday, December 1, 2009

MOVING IN TOGETHER

An elderly couple, living apart, had been dating for several years. One
day Elmer said to Betsy, "We should stop this nonsense. We are paying
two rents, two car insurance payments, buying separate food and cooking
separate meals. We should just move in together.

Betsy: Whose house would we live in?

Elmer: Mine, it is already paid for.

Betsy: Whose car would we keep and pay insurance on?

Elmer: Yours, it is newer and runs better than mine.

Betsy: Who would do the cooking?

Elmer: You cook and I'll do the dishes.

Betsy: What about sex?

Elmer: Infrequently.

Betsy: Is that one word or two?

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