Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Musician Joke

Music To My Ears
I was a percussion major when I was in college, and during a
rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept making
“When you’re too dumb to play anything,” the professor
conducting us sneered, “they give you a couple of sticks,
put you in the back, and call you a percussionist.”
A friend next to me whispered, “And if you’re too dumb to
hang on to both sticks, they take one away, put you in the
front, and call you a conductor.”

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