Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Never Been with a woman

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to
marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful
years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up
corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian
outback.

They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the
bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom,
she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all
the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a
kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."

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