Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Wife Missing

A man went to police station to file a report for his missing wife:
Man: I lost my wife (misty)
Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Man: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Man: Never notice
Inspector: Color of hair?
Man: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with her?????????
Man: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together & the man started crying
Inspector: Forget the wife … Let's search for the dog first !!!!!!

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