Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Dirty- Pictures

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can`t stop thinking about sex." The Psychologist says, "Well let`s see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks. The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That`s a man and a woman on a bed making love." The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?" The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That`s a man and a woman on a bed making love." The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?" The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That`s a man and a woman on a bed making love." The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex." "Me!?" demands the patient. "You`re the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"

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