Thursday, February 10, 2011

Lie Detector Robot

A man returns from work with a lie detector robot. His 12 year old son comes home 3 hours late from school:

- Where’ve you been all this time? asks the father. – I was in the library doing homework!

The robot homes in on the son and slaps him… The father explains:

- my son, this robot is a lie detector! You’d better tell the truth… – Ok, I was at a mate’s and we were watching a film: the 10 commandments.

And whack! Another slap:

- Ow! Actually, it was an erotic film… – I’m ashamed of you! At your age, I never lied to my parents!

And whack! The robot gives the father a slap… the mother laughs and says:

He’s definitely your son!

And whack! And mom gets a slap…

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