Friday, August 28, 2009

Business Facts

A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
If it’s not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
A difficult task will be halted near completion by one tiny, previously insignificant detail.
There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
Standard parts are not.
Interchangeable tapes aren’t.
An expert will always state the obvious.
The more important your email is, the worse your email program will screw it up.
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Technicians are the only ones that don’t trust technology.

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Guessing Game

One day Bobby heard his parents talking in the living room, and went out to see what was going on. They were playing the Guessing Game, so he decided to listen
“Ive got somethin� big, round, and red in my hand,” said Mom, so Dad shouted, ” APPLE!”
“Nope, thats not it… it was a tomatoe”
Now it was Dads turn, so he thought REALLY hard. “Ive got something long and yellow in MY hand honey,” he said aloud.
“BANANA!” shouted mom, but she was wrong.
“Sorry, it was a squash”
The next day Bobby went to school and told all his friends about this new Guessing Game. At the end of class he even told his teacher.
“Well, lemme try,” she said, so Bobby thought REALLY hard. He reached down in his pants and searched for a very long time. “AHA, Ive got it! Theres somethin hard and slick in my hand…and it EVEN has a head!”
The teacher was furious so she said ” Bobby go to the office NOW!”
Bobby was shocked at this, so he pulled out his hand and said ” Look, all I have is a quarter…”

Colorful Feathers and Wings Wallpapers - Part 1 of 2